I can’t help people that can’t help themselves and cannot ever take...– Gordon Ramsay, Kitchen Nightmares
Just got copies of Pokemon Snap and Goldeneye for...
I really do miss you, everything about you, all...
A Few Quotes from Tonight...
“He didn’t betray us! He wouldn’t! …But he did!” “…Rainbow bliss of gayness following the trail of dolphin jizz…” “You look fabulous, but fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, metrosexual assholes going into gay bars getting free drinks!” “I rolled up a baby and exploded it into a star.” “May your beard roll out and crush...
"Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me,...
Is it wrong to yearn for sex and pho at the same...
I never have understood why the sexes complain...
When we manage to somehow NOT die during a horror...
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My argument that sex is an art form just got me...
WHAT SERIES OF EVENTS LED TO THIS!?!!
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Anonymous asked: You are so amazing and rather handsome as well. I miss when we used to talk. I remember the night I met you. I was pretty shy, and i think that is was fucked everything up. I hope all is well. <3
Rant to End all Rants
The American Dream, the ultimate fantasy, and how appropriately that it be called a dream, because most these days who are new to adulthood seem that it is achievable while asleep. Can it be said of any other generation that perhaps their parents had it better than they than those of this generation before our eyes? Entirely possible; I would almost say absolutely positively. “The sky’s the...
Jake and I finally made a Tumblr for our games!...
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You don’t need any amount of alcohol to shove a midget anywhere.– Ryan Cormier
Ryan: The devil pulled the bow across the strings, and it made an evil hiss.
Ryan: Then, a band of demons joined in, and it sounded something like this.
Me: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
So...Today's the day I die.
Me: *walking downstairs*
Me: Where's dad?
Mom: In the garbage.
Anonymous asked: There was a time when we talked a lot and I liked that. I wish that we were still doing that.
Anonymous asked: I think about you all the time.
Shipping...Am I doing it right?
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So it has come back, As I knew it would. The feeling that came, On the day we met. A terrible feeling, That I always dread. Where we both must part, And go separate ways. You have finally found, That which you sought. And since that is not me, I must escape once more. My belongings are packed, Including my heart. I dare not say goodbye, Lest I bring you tears. My old role rises, From whence it was...
A smile is a tremendous creation. It can express...