May 2012
46 posts
You cannot spell "subtext" without "buttsex"...
This is why you people follow me: valuable information…
April 2012
98 posts
What playing SCP-087-B is like...
Me: Hello Darkness, please don’t kill me… I want to love you.
Darkness: *creepy breathing followed by footsteps*
Me: No! Not like that! No, no, no! We need to have dinner and wine first!
Darkness: Don’t look at me…!
Me: Okay, okay! I won’t look at your grotesquenessnessness…ness… Just stay… away from me…
*Walls close in and monsters pop out of the ceiling and walls*
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………………hsdbgobfgerbgbdbgwehjkrb…!
Who needed sleep anyways? Certainly not THIS GUY… No, sir.
Though, I could do with a nice cuddle right about now… Just an itsy-bitsy one.
On the best adventures, you use the senses, not a camera, to capture the memories.
You are far too busy having fun to do otherwise.
*hugs* I know, but I keep it open for a few people and through doing that I have to kind of accept that kind of thing happening, but its ok c:
*hugs back* Okay… But if they keep it up, I’ll teach ‘em a lesson. NOBODY messes with MY friends.
Those poor apes, being associated with assholes like that. I don't think theres a way to describe people like them...
Unfortunately, not. But, who cares about them! THEY do not have delicious tea like us! *hands you a cup of tea* Cheers!
Thats offensive to apes xD
Very true. I should not insult apes like that. I dishonor there genus!!!
sooo i downloaded the SCP game and i'm stuck in the very first place! i saw you talking to someone else about it... could you maybe help me out?
Oh, but of course. Which one did you download? SCP Containment Breach, or SCP-087-B?
*physically jumps out the screen, i should be able to sleep xD
Suuuuuuuuure. You just keep telling yourself that. Just give it time… :D
Well, crap. I may just put some really happy music on now and cartoons in the background while I play, then, I think I'll be sleeping with the lights on!
Well, you’ve made the assumption that you will actually be able to sleep, so good for you, so far! Haha. Spongebob usually works for me, or Looney Tunes and Popeye.
I haven't even run into anything remotely scary yet and I'm still terrified! Something blinked at me and I swear I've never screamed so loud at anything else xD
I warned you, well… take my advice: after this, put on some cartoons, listen to happy music, and go for a walk in the sunshine and say hi to everyone you meet. If that does not work, then… Well… You will not feel safe in your house at night. SCP-087-B has major psychological effects on your brain.
Thanks!
But of course! And good luck on finding any sleep after playing them (just a warning)!
Well, enjoy your pizza! Dude I can't find this game anywhere ._.
My brain’s a little fuzzy. The SCP-087-B? Here: http://scpcb.wordpress.com/
The download for SCP-173 is on that site also.
Hmm, I'm going to have to look for that!
Oh, definitely! AND… While you do that… I shall be here… eating this delicious french bread pizza. :D
