This is why you people follow me: valuable information…
Me: Hello Darkness, please don’t kill me… I want to love you.
Darkness: *creepy breathing followed by footsteps*
Me: No! Not like that! No, no, no! We need to have dinner and wine first!
Darkness: Don’t look at me…!
Me: Okay, okay! I won’t look at your grotesquenessnessness…ness… Just stay… away from me…
*Walls close in and monsters pop out of the ceiling and walls*
Who needed sleep anyways? Certainly not THIS GUY… No, sir.
Though, I could do with a nice cuddle right about now… Just an itsy-bitsy one.
You are far too busy having fun to do otherwise.
*hugs back* Okay… But if they keep it up, I’ll teach ‘em a lesson. NOBODY messes with MY friends.
Unfortunately, not. But, who cares about them! THEY do not have delicious tea like us! *hands you a cup of tea* Cheers!
Very true. I should not insult apes like that. I dishonor there genus!!!
Oh, but of course. Which one did you download? SCP Containment Breach, or SCP-087-B?
Suuuuuuuuure. You just keep telling yourself that. Just give it time… :D
Well, you’ve made the assumption that you will actually be able to sleep, so good for you, so far! Haha. Spongebob usually works for me, or Looney Tunes and Popeye.
I warned you, well… take my advice: after this, put on some cartoons, listen to happy music, and go for a walk in the sunshine and say hi to everyone you meet. If that does not work, then… Well… You will not feel safe in your house at night. SCP-087-B has major psychological effects on your brain.
But of course! And good luck on finding any sleep after playing them (just a warning)!
My brain’s a little fuzzy. The SCP-087-B? Here: http://scpcb.wordpress.com/
The download for SCP-173 is on that site also.
Oh, definitely! AND… While you do that… I shall be here… eating this delicious french bread pizza. :D